I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I wish they made helmets for livers.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Holy sore nipples Batman
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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