I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His hands were made for my vagina.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Randomize