He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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