Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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