Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You are a genius and a whore.
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