That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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