Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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I lost the right to judge tonight
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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