hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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