Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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