My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My brain says no but my pants say off.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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