There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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