oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
try to milk me bitch
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