How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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