you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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