Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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