The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i now understand why vodka
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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