You're so nebulous sometimes
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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