Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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