He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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