i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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