This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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