DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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