Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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