Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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