Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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