We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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