He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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