Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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