i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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