all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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