my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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