dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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