so explain again why im purple
no
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I need to align my fucking chakras
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