she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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