i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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