Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Let's get the cat blown out
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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