so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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