dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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He better not be in your backpack
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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