...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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