Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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