well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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