How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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