I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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