at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
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I feel great
I just peed on a car
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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