We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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