meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
there's paper in my vomit.
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some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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