Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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