Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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