Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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