What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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